Orgy Name and a Time Question

-Cum On/In would be a great name for an orgy.

-Is it possible to confirm whether time is moving at a relatively similar speed elsewhere in the universe, for example as far as our telescopes will currently allow us to see?

^I apparently jotted this down in my phone's notes in the middle of the night last night. XD The things I think up while half coherent.. Wow, I'm SUCH a genius. Special thanks to Sean for waking me up like 50 times last night. >:/ lol

Self-Pleasurvation

You remember that feeling of being so in need of sex that you thought you might actually die so you resorted to self-pleasurvation? Me neither.