If They're Into You, You'll Know

If they're into you, you'll know. If they claim to be into you and you aren't sure, you probably don't fit into their life right now. You can decide what to do with that info, but if you value your heart, now's a time to make sure you're listening to your head as well.

Joke

"love thy neighbor as thyself"? Pretty sure if I love my neighbor as I love myself I'm gonna run out of lube and batteries. 🤣

Joke

Doctor: Do you drink alcohol? 

Me: ehh, only on special occasions: Monday, Tuesday, breakfast, nighttime,..

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Guy: Are you married? 

Woman: Yeah, but my boyfriend thinks I should get a divorce.

😝

Is Anyone Truly "Straight"?

Is anyone truly, exclusively attracted to one gender or have those who think they are just not met the right alternatively-gendered people? Example: I'm almost exclusively, strongly attracted to men but the right person will have me crushing, sometimes even head over heels, regardless of what's downstairs or how they identity. (My ex gf Crystal, L-Word's Shane, my friend Hope, my mother-in-law's friend Debbs, my school friend June, and others are are prime examples.) I understand that certain things are just deal breakers for various people but the heart and body want what they want and can you honestly say yours would never want anything beyond what you're used to? I respect it if so but I just can't imagine that feeling. 

I love how people ignore you til you start talking crap about them.

Me: "Hey Google"

Me: "Hey Google"

Me: "Okayy Google"

Me: "HEY GOOGLE!"

Me: "My god, you are SUCH an asshole!"

Google:

YOU'RE not the pizza delivery guy! 😡

For Delicious Coffee, Remove The Water

Turns out delicious coffee = instant coffee mix + a tiiiiiiny bit of water. I guess this is why I like espresso (as long as it has plenty of milk and sugar) so much; I just don't like water. Maybe my body is conspiring against itself. That could explain why I opt for shots over cocktails. 

Hydration Help?

How do you guys stay hydrated? Sometimes, I try to cut back on soda but then I just end up dehydrated because I'm not huge on tea, don't buy much juice, don't like to break the bank to stay sated, and am not sure what else to drink. I don't like water; I often go months without drinking any on its own/any other than what's needed to make better-tasting drinks. How do I not die?

Paper Towel, Napkin, and Printer Paper-Sparing Ideas

Just two more money and/or resource-sparing ideas that may be glaringly obvious but are worth mentioning just in case:

-Spare hand towels or even old clothes that can be used as rags can be a great alternative to paper/single-use towels in the kitchen, the car, and beyond. Fast food joints are a good source of napkins (and certain condiments and such) if you're just looking to save money or have needs that specifically require paper but reusable rags and towels have benefits such as not falling apart easily.

-Unless you're printing things that require you do otherwise, consider reusing your papers by printing on the backs or blank half sheets of previously used papers. Save money and trees.

Alrighty, there's my good deed done for the day. What mischief can I stir up now?

Lumosity and Other Learning Apps

I just discovered a new learning app called Lumosity. I may not be off to the most extraordinary start but that just means I've got more room to grow. :)

I admittedly almost never use the majority, as I like to really focus on no more than a couple of things at a time, but I have a little assortment of learning apps on my phone to supplement my other extracurriculars. To anyone with a passion for mental fitness, I recommend checking out the ones shown in the last photo and am open to hearing about any of the countless others I'm sure I'm missing out on!