No Loose Clothes Around Christmas

I was just reading about indeterminate growth in animals. 😬 Time to reconsider loose-fitting clothes around the holidays.

 

Quote on Training

"Train like no one in the world knows your name."

Sitting in Silence =/= Me

Current mood: whatever watching Supernatural reruns in Spanish with English subtitles, listening to my favorite Radio Garden stations, and doing some virtual sight-seeing on Window Swap while mending Sean's favorite dance game socks is. I'm not entirely sure that sitting alone in a quiet room is one of my strengths. 🤔

Once Upon A Time, I Only Ate Red

There was a time in high school when I wouldn't eat or drink anything that wasn't red. Mountain Dew Code Red, Hot Cheetos, Cherryheads, Strawberry Passion Fruitopia, and cherry-flavored Jell-O were my staples. I don't think I knew things like beets existed yet, so this diet didn't work out for too long.

Stickers For Your Lovers

I wonder if teachers keep some of these on their nightstands for their... other star pupils. 🤔 You're never too old to appreciate rewards for a job well done!

Personally, I think anyone who's single enough to mingle ought to keep these handy with the lube and condoms. Your guests are probably going to leave your place feeling drained. No need to have them head out empty handed as well. 🤷‍♀️

One Nightstand-Loving Wife Here

When you're single, you can have 

When you're married, you can have 

I think we all know who wins this round. 😏👰☕📚⏰👓

Chase the Foot Tingles

Passion and purpose are what get me moving each day. Find something that makes your feet tingle when you think about it.

Then get your mind out of the gutter and set some goals. 😜

Too Trusting?

I was just told that it's "super annoying" the way I always give people the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps I'm overcompensating for others. I frequently find myself defending people to one another. I HAVE gotten pretty freakin badly burned for being too trusting though. 🤔

Some of my exes might find this ironic and say that whatever I got for being too trusting was deserved. They'd be right, for the most part, but some instances were surely too much.

Pork Sword Casualty

When the 🍆 too big and you limp away with a whole new cave system in your body.