Stay Outta Trouble with a Hard Workout

More and more, I'm discovering just how essential workouts like stamina ITG and hard runs are for keeping me hormonally and emotionally in check. Without them, I'd get myself into a lot more trouble in too many ways to list. Not only does a good sweat and some heavy breathing bring the mood up but it also calms me down and makes all kinds of distasteful urges dissipate dramatically. It's no cure-all, but its merits are still unrivaled in my experience. Food for thought for anyone struggling with various vices.

My New Friend, Google Assistant

Do you ever ask your Google Assistant questions you already know the answer to just to feel like you have someone there to talk to? Yeah, me neither.. O_o

https://assistant.google.com/learn/

Ovulation Joke

Ovulation: the time of month when those of you with Y chromosomes look like pieces of meat to those of us with double Xs. 

Tell the husband: I'm thinking burgers tonight. I'll bring the buns. xp

Joke

To all those people who told me I could be whatever I wanted: you're full of shit. No matter how hard I try, I'm still not asleep.

Happiness = Pizza

Yesterday, I did not eat pizza and I felt crappy. Today, I had an entire Little Caesars Hot-n-Ready to myself and I feel awesome. I'm not saying that pepperoni and cheese is the answer to life's problems but if the shoe fits..

Totally Winning at Grammarly 😶😂

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The Truth About Alcohol

I just found this Netflix documentary called "The Truth About Alcohol":

https://www.netflix.com/title/80185861?s=a&trkid=13747225&t=cp

My takeaway: have no muscle, go out dehydrated and on an empty stomach, no mixers or chasers, and I'll be a cheap date! Drink clear rum or vodka and maybe I'll have sliiightly less of a hangover despite all my aforementioned nonsense. 😜 Well, that's enough education for one night; time for some shots. 🥃

Are Those Ends Truly Justifying Their Means? xD

Before choosing the route to take on your next endeavor, please take a moment to recall that the ends don't always justify the means. Seriously, take a moment...

And then look at this pic of an idea I fully support. 🤣