Willpower? Pshhhh

I'll never understand why people struggle with willpower. If I want to do something, I just buckle down and do it. When I want a cheeseburger in my belly, I just bite the bullet (well, the patty) and chomp one. If I've always wanted a pony, I'll just suck it up and buy one. If seeing what it feels like to eat a whole cheesecake in one sitting is my New Year's resolution, I'll have it done by sunup January 1st. Nothing stands between me and my goals.