February Dreams

Some of my February (or so) dreams, in order from oldest ⬆️ to newest ⬇️:

-Sean and I were driving in separate cars on the freeway at night to visit family. Sean was following me. The freeway was incredibly busy, and all the other drivers were maniacs. I was stressing a lot. It was very hard to stay in my lane for some reason too. A big white van drove into a wall just in front of me. I managed to dodge him. Not sure why, but I went around him and kept going, hardly slowing down. 

-I was grocery shopping and ran into Booboo Stewart again. I wanted to catch up but lost my nerve and just kept stuttering. Meanwhile, he and Sean hit it off and became instant BFFs.

-Sean got in an argument with an employee at Circle K.

‐I was waiting in line at some public restrooms. The women's restroom freed up first. I offered it to the person behind me, but he turned out to not be a woman and got very upset.

-Sean was sorting through a bunch of old hard drives he'd found. He came across a ton of porn on them and sorted and saved it for himself without mentioning it to me.

‐I was looking through some very graphic, pornographic Walmart calendars. I wanted to buy them, but they were $11 each, which seemed like too much for a calendar to me. Sean got in an argument with a woman who said "excuse me" to him.

-I discovered that people naturally begin to levitate when they run. o_O It's difficult to maintain levitation if you turn your body sideways though. Good to know.

-Sean and I went to Stamina Con, but it was more like a 24/7 party with tons of stamina-loving dance gamers just hanging out and dance gaming all night. Hippaheiki and Urza kept us company there, hanging with us and being ridiculous pretty much the whole time.

-I was at the house of an old family friend, getting in her way by sorting through misc items with my family all over her floor. I went for a poop in her toilet, robbers broke in, and I chopped a log and chased them down, catching one.

-I turned into Supergirl and beat the shit out of an ex (not actually anyone I know), who was trying to break into my house and rob me, in front of his friends who were trying to help him.

-Somehow seeing through the eyes of a news reporter who was a passenger in a small plane at the time, I watched a goose get cut to pieces in a propeller on the front in extremely slow motion.

-At a red light, Sean's and my car wouldn't start. A truck rammed through back of our car, almost killed us, got stuck in/on our vehicle, pushed us multiple miles before coming free, and scattered some of our belongings on the way. It was late night, no one else on the road. The driver offered us just $175 for the damage at first, but help and authorities eventually came and looked at pics I took DURING the situation (because I'm sure I'd be snapping pics while that close to death).

-I was a younger version of me. I was dating Edward from Twilight but got a little bored and started making out with Miguel from Karate Kid. Then both of them ceased to exist, and I was all alone, so I was super sad and couldn't sleep because I hate sleeping alone.

-I was the queen of England, but I was my age and married to Sean. We were at Pick-a-Part (a local scrapyard). Sean got into an argument with the staff over prices and got kicked out while I wasn't looking. I didn't know where he was, but the owner struck up a conversation with me and informed me. He was super nice and kept talking me ear off til my sister, Margaret, came to the rescue. Suddenly, the ground to the exit became a pond, and we had to try to ride lily pads to get out. It was really hard though because we were wearing stilettos that kept piercing them, and we were in super long dresses we didn't want to get wet.

-I lived in a mansion in a forest in the middle of nowhere. I spotted a robber breaking into my house and called the cops to come get him. They kept making excuses and wound up refusing to come, so I took matters into my own hands and started chasing the robber around my maze of a house with a BB gun.